{"id":4296,"date":"2012-04-06T08:51:13","date_gmt":"2012-04-05T22:51:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.melissacameron.net\/blog\/?p=4296"},"modified":"2012-04-06T08:51:13","modified_gmt":"2012-04-05T22:51:13","slug":"statusless-stateless","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.melissacameron.net\/blog\/?p=4296","title":{"rendered":"statusless stateless"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>or: Stateside shenanigans<\/p>\n<p>I tried to apply for a social security card the other day &#8211; needed to get a Washington State drivers license, amongst other things, and was told that I had to get an Employment Authorisation Document first. Fill in form number ___, pay some money, wait aaaages, and you&#8217;re in. No problems, I&#8217;ll just print out the forms and the other bits and pieces I need on my newly-arrived A3 printer, which my electrical engineer buddy (read <a title=\"nerd HQ\" href=\"http:\/\/8bitcloud.com\" target=\"_blank\">TurboNerd<\/a>) assured me will work just fine in the ole US of A.<\/p>\n<p>Nope<\/p>\n<p>So one transformer ordered and delivered, and a day later, I can print! So I can now fill in forms, which require the wisdom of the great oracle &#8216;internet&#8217; for guidance, given that the accompanying instruction document doesn&#8217;t have any recommendation on what to do if you&#8217;re someone applying with my type of visa. Lucky plenty of other Aussie nerds have encountered this problem, and have written copious documentation.<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes I get the impression that I&#8217;m not really in America. From the comfy lounge in the Aussie Ghetto, we watch the same American movies and television that we would back home, and decry the political\/social climate of &#8216;The States&#8217; in our usual manner.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a strange place to be in.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is not my beautiful house? This is not my beautiful wife? How did I get here?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[110,55],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4296","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","category-travel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.melissacameron.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4296","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.melissacameron.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.melissacameron.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.melissacameron.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.melissacameron.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4296"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/www.melissacameron.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4296\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4307,"href":"https:\/\/www.melissacameron.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4296\/revisions\/4307"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.melissacameron.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.melissacameron.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.melissacameron.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}